TEAM BUILDING.

BUT ACTUALLY FUN.

Phones down . Hands on . Monster Maison .

Phones down . Hands on . Monster Maison .

Monster Maison is built around bringing people together through art and craft. You come to a workshop armed with ideas and a sense of adventure. We bring the rest—clay, crystals, and just enough guidance to help you create your own clay monster.

Monster Maison didn’t start with reinvention.
Craft kits exist. Monster kits exist. The difference is how we build the world around them.

Monster Maison is design-led and fashion-rooted to its core. Every detail is considered—colour-coded, curated, and intentional. We’re less about craft as a pastime, more about craft as culture. A world in progress, obsessed with design and the feeling it creates.

At heart, Monster Maison is about bringing like-minded people together and injecting light into the dreary and the mundane. Our workshops are social, tactile, and entirely IRL—spaces where creativity becomes connection without trying to be anything else.

We’re a travelling workshop by design. Each experience is tailored to the client, from graphics and colour palettes to the final form—monster, alien, hair clip, or something entirely new. You bring the idea. We bring the materials, the guidance, and the world-building to bring it to life.

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Pink glittery monster embroidered socks with blue eyes, white teeth, and a happy expression. The soap has the words 'MONSTER MAISON' in pink letters on its body.

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MEET THE MONSTERS

Monnie Blue Clay Monster Kit
£25.00

Introducing Monnie Blue.

She’s glossy. She’s blue. She’s very controversial.

Monnie Blue is a monster with a perfectly curated exterior and a slightly chaotic core. She’s Vacant, sparkly ( in an over filled /post botox kinda way), and just a touch too much — in the best possible way.

Inside the kit you’ll find:

  • 1 core clay colour in a signature baby Blue (the foundation of any carefully constructed persona)

  • Crystal blue glass eyes — icy, vacant, captivating

  • 4 accent colours in questionable shades of peach, magenta, coral, and indigo blue

  • Foam body-building block for sculpting volume where it matters

  • Decorative crystals for optional vajazzle (taste level entirely at your own discretion)

Monnie Blue can be glamorous, tragic, iconic, or slightly unhinged — depending on how you build her. Much like fame itself, she’s shiny on the surface and held together with foam underneath.

Clemi & Monty – Twin DIY Clay Monster Kit
£45.00

Meet Clemi & Monty — the inseparable twin monsters who are always dressed the same, think the same, and absolutely cannot be told apart unless they want to be.

This twin DIY clay monster kit lets you sculpt two matching (or wildly different) creatures from the same bold colour palette, making it perfect for collectors, display pieces, or anyone who loves characters with a little bit of attitude.

Inside the kit you’ll find:

  • Salmon pink core clay for a sleek, high-contrast base

  • Neon salmon, pink, and neon orange accent colours for bold, high-glam detailing

  • Two sets of glass eyes so each twin gets their own stare

  • Two foam body-building blocks to shape both monsters with structure and volume

  • Decorative crystals for optional sparkle, symmetry, or total excess

Clemi & Monty can be sculpted as mirror images, rivals, or chaotic besties — it’s entirely up to you. No matter how you build them, they always look best together.

They’re not just monsters.
They’re a matching set.

Monstyer Malifa – DIY Clay Monster Kit
£25.00

Meet Monstyer Malifa — the neon green diva of the monster world.

Malifa is a high-impact, high-contrast creature designed for makers who love bold colour and dramatic character. She’s not here to blend in — she’s here to glow.

Inside the kit you’ll find:

  • Neon green core clay for an electrifying base

  • Dragon glass eyes for a powerful, hypnotic stare

  • Lemon & lime accent colours to add sharp, citrusy highlights

  • Foam body-building block for sculpting structure and volume

  • Decorative crystals for optional sparkle and extra attitude

Monstyer Malifa can be styled sleek, feral, glamorous, or slightly dangerous — depending on how you build her. Every version is different, but all of them demand attention.

She’s not subtle.
She’s not quiet.
And she definitely isn’t just another cute monster.

Need inspiration?

Stay tuned, we’ve got you. Youtube channel coming soon…